Friday, August 24, 2012

8 Things I Hate About Sports Fans


It’s been a while since any material has come from this blog but with the football season upon us as well as a live 4th quarter of boxing, it seems necessary to get the creative juices flowing yet again. This is a slightly humorous, very factual piece to get you prepared for our work in the fall.


A lot of things about fans are media induced but a lot of this ridiculousness comes  directly from the mind of the fan, uninfluenced. Here we go..


When A Player Holds Out…


And the fans after loving a player’s production for their team, instantly become at odds with him. “How dare he do such a thing! We need him to get in sync with the team and he’s sitting out the offseason. What a selfish player!!” Never mind the fact that this same player has produced at an all pro level for the past couple of years while being severely underpaid e.g. Darrelle Revis, Chris Johnson and many others. Oh shame on these greedy players for wanting to get bigger contracts in a non fully guaranteed league, a league in which players literally face season ending injuries almost week in week out. The same league where these players can get cut at any period by the team after poor play or injury. Poor billionaire owners. They don’t deserve these insubordinate players making life hard for them.

Why Do These Athletes Make So Much Money???


I don’t know. Why do owners pay them so much? No seriously. Do you watch your teachers on the tv or stream? Would you pay to watch your friends fight on ppv? If the answer is yes, you may quite possibly be a twisted individual. High level athletes who generate tons of revenue for their teams most certainly deserve to be paid a ton of dollars. I appreciate teachers, doctors, etc contributions to the world just as much as the next man but cmon.  I know it sucks when your team signs a player to that huge contract and they under perform you get a little pissed off. That's too bad. A lot of these contracts are based off what the player has done previously. I’m sure when Gilbert Arenas was offering 100 billion dollars while having a bum knee he didn’t think “maybe I should be kind and save the team some money”. No.  He knew there was a chance that might be his last big pay day. Was he really wrong? He outplayed the initial contract he signed with the Wizards anyways. Blame the players? Nah b. Blame the gms for giving undeserving (your opinion) players these idiotic contracts.


Consistently Injured…I mean, “Lazy” players 
 
There once was a superstar in the NBA named Tracy McGrady. He was one of the top 3 players in the league and arguably the best player. As the years went by, Tmac began to get injured constantly degrading the quality of his play until he was no longer the superstar we all came to know, but a  veteran just trying to maintain a spot in the league. For some reason, though, Tmac got the label “lazy” from Houston Rockets fans who were disappointed by his declining play. It was revealed at some point by Tmac himself, that he had scoliosis and his doctor years back didn’t expect him to last very long in the NBA. Tracy managed to become a household name for almost a decade. But hey, don’t let facts get in the way of deriding these lazy players. Slacker! All he had to do was his pushups and weights to stay healthy.

He’s…So….Humble! 


There once was a player named Marvin Harrison, who was one of the best receivers in the NFL. Beyond his great hands, timing and route running, he was also seen as one of the most humble players in all of the NFL. He was very quiet and didn’t celebrate much after scoring touchdowns like the other “Diva” receivers in the league. Little did we know , underneath the humble exterior, he was a stone cold…nah I’m kind of exaggerating. But you know what happened with Marvin and the shootings. But how could a humble player do such a thing! He played the game the right way! How? Because you don’t actually know who these people are aside from the persona they give out. Humble is mostly code for boring. Would we want every superstar to have a dry personality. Sports wouldn’t be enjoyable without the celebrations…the arrogance..etc. And besides…being humble means nothing on the court/field(see supposedly arrogant Lebron beat supposedly humble Durant in 5 games in the finals).


Man….Jordan would average 50 in this era!!


If you ever have someone try to convince you of this, just mention that Wilt himself said he would average 50 in the 90s, or simply ask them if they understand anything about pace and possessions. The most annoying thing might be fans that automatically disregard their own era and big up past athletes as if they can’t be surpassed or defeated. The Lebron “The Decision” backlash describes this to a tee. The nostalgia blinders “Jordan, Bird or Magic would never leave and team up!!”. Lol. Sure, but their teams would also have multiple hof’ers to surround them in the first place. This happens often in boxing when fighter vs fighter comparisons are made. The older fighter will automatically win every fight regardless of the logic brought to the table. No matter the matchup.  “Duran would whoop Floyd and Pacquiao with an arm tied behind his back!”  “Roy Jones?? Hagler would rock him to sleep in 3 rounds!”  My advice if you encounter one of these people: stay calm and keep a clear mind. Don’t allow their fanaticism to infect yours. 


Look at his Per! His Win Shares! He’s so efficient!!! FIP, ISO, BABIP…OMG

These are typical internet sports fans that most of the time either barely played any sports or just enjoy pretending their knowledge of sports is superior because they read the stats. Advanced stats in particular are the new craze of late. It allows people to pretend like they know sports without actually watching games. Players like James Harden are lauded because of their gaudy advanced stats, but does anyone (who watches games) actually believe he’s as good as his stats indicate? (*cough finals cough*)? If you looked at his advanced stats alone you would assume he was a great player, not a 6th man playing with the safety net of 2 other superstars. Kevin Love is another internet sensation. Listen..everyone acknowledges Love is a very good player, but for all his win shares he hasn’t managed to lead a team to a winning record in any of his seasons. Don’t tell his fans that, though. Stats are cool…when you combine em when actually viewing and understanding what you watched. Just don’t condescend me, dun.  


Perceived Scapegoat


This often happens when a team has had a rough history. The fans often resemble victims suffering PTSD. It’s tough being a fan of a team that hasn’t ever won a superbowl or hasn’t done so in a couple decades. A team that has been close to getting there lately, only to squander these opportunities. Fans get frustrated, yo. A good example might be the New York Jets. The Jets in the 21st century have been a relatively successful team, with multiple playoff appearances and 2 afc championship appearances. But all of that is irrelevant when fans have had to endure decades of almost being there to not even being close since their only Superbowl(won some time around when the Civil Rights Act was passed). There is that one player everyone hates(Mark Sanchez), that regardless of the Jets accomplishments, will always get flack for something. No matter the offensive line, bad playcalling, inconsistent receivers. NOPE. None of that matters because it’s perceived as just excuses for the poor or inconsistent play. The perceived scapegoat was Brian Schottenheimer, who for years has been derided by Jets fans for his up and down playcalling. After reaching 2 straight afc championships and then a setback 8-8 season he was fired. It was the moment a lot of rational Jets fans were anticipating for a long time. But there is still that little sect of fans that believe he was a scapegoat. Newsflash: he wasn’t a scapegoat, just a mediocre offensive coordinator, and it was time for him to go. Every moment that Sanchez persists as starter proves them right. In their minds.

Good Effort, Good Job. 


This is mostly focused on tennis fans. If you don’t really watch tennis you can learn a little something about how their fans act. The current pantheon is Federer, Djokovic and Nadal. They have dominated the Grand Slams over the past..who knows how many years(feels like forever).  These are the top 3 then the rest of the top 10 consists of good to great players. To make a long story short, whenever certain fan favorites manage to give a good effort and make the match kind of tough for one of these greats, they get a ton of love for it. Even when they lose. Good Effort, Good Job. Wait..what? You’re telling me if a player is leading then chokes (choking happens too frequently) when they have an opportunity to beat a great, it’s ok? It’s ok sometimes when it’s a young player who is bringing it to one of these greats, but when established top 10 players have a chance to make an imprint(in any kind of tournament, major or minor) and fail to do so, that shouldn’t be lauded. I’m sure if you asked the players, they themselves wouldn’t be fine with just getting to the brink. WIN DAMNIT! We’re tired of the same old players doing the same old thing. Thank you Lukas Rosol for blasting Nadal out of Wimbledon. Or del Potro being the ONLY one to break the stranglehold of grand slams by the top 3. Even if it was only once. 

Looking over my 8, I acknowledge there could at least be 5 more but if I kept going I may never end! 

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